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Anyone responsible for shithouse stilted dialogue like this in a weird ongoing Tumblr comic about wanting to bang Gardevoir has no business trying to lecture others on how to write https://t.co/nIUsrRsIp0
Seven years of reviewing onaholes and it's all come down to finally being able to reference A Boy and His Blob
This is some surreal shit
SPEED
A shovelware racer that started on Wii and got a sequel months later (which was basically the exact same thing printed on a different disc with '2' slapped on the end), is getting revived for Switch as an actual proper new game
Nine years later
Captain Falcon when he realises this is the only time he'll get acknowledged by Nintendo in anything for the next 20 years
Tamatoys is releasing 'The Smell of a Sweaty Athletic Club Uniform' next week 👀
Losing my shit at these screenshots from an obscure Mario colouring book thing for PC https://t.co/KcIeL4Lijx
I just remembered Nintendo Magazine System's horrendous Chrono Trigger cover again and it's always the best