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transjester
tags yourself, i’m “back to my human mother”
oh, to be a frog taking a stroll with my pet beetle
i’m sorry i just can’t stop thinking about giving a medieval peasant gamer fuel
my liege, i am but a simple twink
yes, i do have brain worms, what about it???
me and my bf when i’m tryna be the big spoon
oh, to be a mouse munching on a strawberry in the rain under a leaf umbrella
hello everyone, it’s me, your favorite ogre, shörk. please get out of me bog
[to the tune of elton john’s tiny dancer]