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me struggling not to kill myself after waiting for half an hour in a cracker barrel gift shop and listening to the shittiest country songs ever made that all sound like they were all sung by the same white dude
Me trying to read a game guide only for 99.9% of the screen to be taken up by an ad asking which Marvel character takes the loudest piss https://t.co/W0iXmkmpAC
me looking at the massive EF8 tornado rampaging towards my house its going to kill me but i will survive
what if Kris is Chara but their skin turned orange after they ate too many sea wheedies like that episode of the magic school bus
Waking up in a a cold sweat just to say that I absolutely hate this fucking asshole