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you REALLY want a woman to step on your nuts, 8 times out of 10 the woman in question is Misato from Evangelion
you're a purist for the SEGA Saturn version of Mega Man 8 and sold your soul to own a North American copy of the game
you're a furry. i have nothing witty or clever to say it's just an undeniable fact that you like anthropomorphic animals
you have extremely fraile bones and would probably break a leg if someone so much as existed hard enough around you
ǝʞoɾ sᴉɥʇ ɟo uoᴉʇɐdᴉɔᴉʇuɐ uᴉ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝddᴉlɟ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ pɐɥ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ noʎ
your PS4 is on fucking fire right now jesus christ get a fire extinguisher are you stupid
you drop your controller to praise the sun whenever you see the solaire of astora in dark souls