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Gotta impress your future husband with some stolen flowers🥰🥰🥺🥺
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its been a while since i posted here. i should post more often. These are som doodles from the 3 hour stream i just did on twitch. enjoy.😈 you should totally follow me on twitch https://t.co/CqPRdTpaNQ 😈 #SamandMax
This is kinda my excuse to make a Max sick fic. he lives by the “hoe never gets cold” rule. I like that that Max is a canon air bnb for viruses and bacteria. and when their say is over, he just ipad kid coughs it out. RIP sam #samandmaxfreelancepolice #samandmax #samandmaxfanart
Well little buddy, looks like we are gonna have to hide another body this year. We ride together, we end lives together.😈❤️❤️😚😳
Max gets a little quirky on Friday the 13th
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Was feeling kinda crazy tonight so i decided to play around and make one. Making me feel supa cutes https://t.co/HIaiiiDsGD
Fuck it, Maxie sue fo tonight!!!😈😈😈
Am i just dumping all my recent art on twitter???...yes, yes i am😎
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PISS SOAKED I TELL YOU!!!!
I hc that max hates charlie so much, that he pissed on him. And his wooden body soaks it up. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM MY MIND!!!😈😈😈😈
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Helloooooo Sam and Max nation!!!!!! Rise and shine!! Max eated a beach ball while Sam wasnt looking!! 🥰🥰 #SamandMax
With Sam and Max, I don't think there is a way to enter a room without scaring someone. They have startled geek quite a few times when they first adopted her. But after a while, she just got used to it, but from time to time they still manage to scare her🥰 #samandmax
Ahhahaha!! Beach day!!!
The only reason Max is wearing clothes is so they don't get kicked off the beach. Sam wants to enjoy his day.
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