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That deeep water, that daaark water...glass shark! Glass shark! Glass shark! Glass shark!
Camping. But you should really put the fire out before you go to sleep. We all like to have fun with fiction, but forest fires are a reality.
I didn't get any sleep last night, so neither will she. Stay in that tree, damnit. Lionel Richie style.
It's not from anything. It's not for anything. I guess I just wanted to mess around with...what, trees? A road? I'm not sure. But it looks pretty ok.
Some people, no matter how much you like or trust them... you just have to be reeeaallly careful what you say to them.
Nobody can figure out if Djad is an asshole or an idiot. Our top scientists are working on it around the clock.
I'm not sure what kind of nerve ending swamp tree monsters normally have, but this one keeps wiggling after you kill it. Because...gross.
"Like... the ones I'm wearing now? BOTH of them??"
"Yep. Got 'em all wet. It's my thing. Shoes in a toilet."