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my mom has access to over 50 hot dog emojis on her android phone
my play about being widowed by hot dog eating champion joey chestnut bc i k*led him returns to the @ElysianTheater on august 17 at 7pm 🌭🌭🌭 it’s my birthday and i haven’t done it in six months legally you must attend
https://t.co/2Zfp8LfsU5
this is the fourth of these deep dive pods ive done in two and a half years. im really proud of them! and it’s a completely unsustainable way to live and work! taking a bit of time mates, and will be back with something extremely different
thanks to the wonderful @rachsyme for the kind words in @NewYorker today! listen to ghost church, baby!
i am so excited for next week's episode: unpacking spiritualism's disingenuous indigenous legacy with @LivNative93 <3 talk to ya then
i accidentally cosplayed as jorgen von strangle at a show three years ago and to this day it is used as a promo pic
hey wait a second, my show about falling in love with, getting divorced from and accidentally murdering hot dog eating champion joey chestnut is happening at @ElysianTheater again on feb 17
wait maybe you should go
tix: https://t.co/ORSvaP2oV9