ZHONGLI AND CHILDE⁉️ jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, whistles loudly, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair--
call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve zhongli. i clean the dishes and cook his food. i do whatever he says bc he is my husband and he makes the rules around the house. he owns me. i am his property. if he ever cheats on me,,, it's bc i was lacking