John Meszarosさんのイラストまとめ

@SarahMackAttack Smug Triceratops, however, is just a jerk who likes to talk smack behind your back.

@SweetBeans99 As long as we can still keep Thanksgiving sandwiches. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and gravy in a hoagie bun is magical.

@SarahMackAttack Smooth as hell.

@SarahMackAttack Guess you’ll just have to dress her up for a Belated Halloween Party when you get back.

I did a “Spooky Space” show at my planetarium showcasing astronomical objects with #Halloween names. Thought I’d share a couple here.
This is IC 2118, the Witch’s Head Nebula. It’s a cloud of gas and dust reflecting the blue light from the Star Rigel in Orion.
#astronomy

#NewProfilePic
#Goosebumps

@IAStranger I have walked in on my fair share of People Fucking In Inappropriate Places (or PFIPs, for short) and been like

@SarahMackAttack Well we can now confirm that there is at least ONE joyless monstrosity in New York

*turns on the #StevenUniverseMovie, bracing for all the inevitable feels*

*still has all the feels*

*Also has the catchiest damn villain song stuck in my head for days*

For a long time I thought I didn’t have wisdom teeth, and I joked that that meant I was more highly evolved than other humans. Turns out I actually have ALL my wisdom teeth. My jaws are just long enough to accommodate them all. So I’m basically a baboon.