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Clive (codename “Truro”), a 65yo Cornish farmer they saw fixing a hay bailer at the roadside one evening, it made a cool noise so he was recruited. Does not understand why he has to fix a hay bailer on stage every night. But the money is good so he doesn’t complain.
Meemis, who got really involved in CrossFit and covers his face with buffs. Cut the sleeves off his boiler suit to the annoyance of the rest of the band.
Pleatherface. Got really into veganism so adorned his gimp mask with the “suitable for vegans” logo and stuck some twigs on it, “sorted”.
“Stump”, who has one of those Halloween costumes where it looks like you don’t have a head. Ruins it by continually peaking out of the eye hole in the boiler suit.
Tomorrow at 2pm despite the shrieks and wails of disgust from the viewers, I will be drawing a GG Allin waifu body pillow live on the stream. It’s true what they say, “you truly get what you deserve” over at https://t.co/QPul2KZK1Q
Thank you o everyone who tuned in for Operation Catfish, where we successfully lured in some horndogs with a Mr Bean hentai body pillow. Catch the replay at https://t.co/QPul2KZK1Q
Marty, 41, went to work with his dad (also Marty) at “Marty & Marty’s Body Shop”. His father has retired now, but the name remains. He lets all his staff have the second Friday in December off to see their kids in the school play. Marty is a fine man.
Right tomorrow at 5pm we’re fulfilling a long-outstanding request: trying to play Call of Duty Warzone using a Cintiq to shoot. Gonna be an embarrassing mess, will not work on any level guaranteed. https://t.co/QPul2KZK1Q
And finally we had Maurizio Merli for Raechel Leigh Carter, who will show his gun to any man And doesn’t care who knows it
Toast of London flipping off Father Jack for Phillip McFarlane, thank u boss