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#BigJuly ends, and Caspian has finally melted. Truly and utterly, as his THREE wives all upscale and go on a final beach trip with each other. Having already been slammed by a three-way smooch, his poor brain can't even fathom what else they will have in store him. Happy Ending~
Summer's here, and thanks to @YoHomeboyRaps we can enjoy Baywatch: Equestria! Honey Butter doesn't need to work, but who would watch over all the cute little stallions at her beach resort hometown? You'd be amazed how many 'drown' and need mouth to mouth from this titanic mom~
Nyneve and Arthur have known each other ever since they were little kids. Well, 'little' as even kid Nyneve towered over him. As such he's quite used to her antics and scolding her over it, while she's used to pouting her way out of it especially when guilty! #KaiJune
As we reach the end of #MilfMay, it's time to call in some BIG stunners. Gwen does a lot of public shoots and shows given her abilities and fanbase desires. A popular one is the ever-classic "Attack of the 1000ft MILF" series! Dare you sign up for an Extras role~?
Honey Butter is not a very shy mare, but she IS a very frustrated one right now! Being 777ft naturally can be a bit vexing for her love life, even with the amulet on to help cut down her height. Since the thing can barely handle her when calm, imagine when busy in bed? #MilfMay
If you're inviting a big mom like Honey Butter over, you better expect her to be coy and teasy with you. If you're an especially adorable young man like @goattrain is too, then watch out. Her magical amulet might just 'malfunction' in time for a foot rub~ #MilfMay
Honey Butter is normally only 777ft tall, or 7ft 7in. But thanks to the magical amulet that regulates her size, this towering milf is far from limited in her options for teasing tiny, cute, enamored little stallions. If he does well she might invite him home for coffee~ #MilfMay