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he tries very hard to be the Bad Boy Love Interest but it's only convincing for about 30 seconds
god, what a twatwaffle
but I have to write a main character who thinks he's the bee's knees and I don't know if I'm strong enough
these started as quick refs for which physical traits stay the same across shapeshifted forms, but they uhhh got a little off track
anyway here is the Main Man, the idiot in the spotlight, the protagonist, the only one who is enjoying himself on this mess of a journey