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[trying to invent a new superhero discourse]
Why doesn't Matter-Eater Lad use his powers to get rid of all the microplastics
[unnecessarily urkel voice] look at me, I’m from earth. I sit at a desk and wear corrective lenses. Too much yellow sun burns my skin. If I don’t breathe air I’ll die, but if I do breathe air I get allergies. Loisssssss”
Frank Quitely’s Superman was really on some “kryptonians dance like this, earthlings dance like this” shit
Stay safe, LA. It's a 3.5 Cake Diver out there today https://t.co/3aPkjYUedk
Acts of Vengeance appreciation tweet. The premise of this crossover event was basically all the villains got together like "what if I fought the dude who usually kicks your ass, and you fight the dude who usually kicks my ass," and then proceeded to get their asses kicked