kellie ⋆ ☾⁺₊⋆ employment arcさんのイラストまとめ

@vampico MILES EDGEWORTH!! We were NOT “messing around”!! Just WHO do you think I am?

@vampico Well then! Since you’re hungry we should go to that restaurant that just opened!! We can all have a nice lunch together!!

@vampico She has spoken!

@vampico HOLD IT!! Niiiick!! You don’t understand it was a really good burger! And I love you and all, but it was just,, too good!

@vampico Of course I have your honor!

@vampico HOLD IT!! Have you met her?? Of course she’d eat the whole burger! She loves burgers!! Do you think you buying it would stop her?? This should have been a very probable outcome of offering her the burger in the first place!

@vampico HOLD IT!! If one were to fit a whole burger in their mouth, they must chew it before they swallow to avoid choking! Chewing is technically biting so technically a bite has been made!

@vampico N-NO!! IF ONE WERE TO REALLY TRIED!! ONE COULD POSSIBLY FIT A BURGER IN THEIR MOUTH IN ONE BITE!!!

@vampico YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL!! How did she get her hands on the hamburger in the first place? You must have offered it to her therefore she’s CLEARLY not obliged to share!

@vampico OBJECTION! You may have bought the hamburger but she is not obligated to share some of said hamburger with you!!