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Getting up super early for work means scrolling Twitter when all the angry late night tweets are still fresh
@DennisLA1219 Holy shit dude! Yeah, we're used to seeing you one way, and there really is a difference!
I only need glasses to drive at night or to read stuff from afar, so I'm pretty lucky 👌
I get to leave work early today while getting to wear the most extra and cringey reindeer outfit
Merry Christmas bitches