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@curlyjeeves When this is all over, there are two guaranteed money-makers schemes:
Plan and organise nights out for folk, their first piss up in months.
Child minding services, so people can go out on the piss.
Imagine, one business that does both:
I'd hoped I'd be able to get some solid reading done this month, but I just can't quiet my mind enough to focus. Like, I need a gentle pastoral countryside stream of a brain to read, but at the minute, I'm constantly <a gif of a dam floodgate being released.>
@NintendoUK I never realised how much I loved Ankha until I realised she might not be in my New Horizons island from the start :(
Spending way too long on making jokes too poorly constructed to be recognisable to anyone.
Don't normally jump on the Instagram filter hype, but I like this one.... Think I could do some fun stuff with this
I cannot be bothered to iron this shirt, since the chances are, we're going to be there for 15 minutes before Soph says it's too loud and we leave (she has sensitive ears).
This is us trying to ride the line between fancy and casual.
There's an advert for a band on Spotify and every time I hear it, I'm half convinced I'm having a stroke.
I though the band was called the Rahrah Marakins but after like 20 listens, I think... Think... It's Rare Americans?