There’s been a lot of good talk about chonky dinosaurs lately but there’s been a big oversight: hadrosaurs!!! They were basically the cows of dinosaurs, just big grazing machines. Most reconstructions shrink wrap them but they could have been REAL fat. Oh lord he comin.
“crocodiles would be so much more effective if they could run with their legs underneath them like dogs” naw friend we tried that and it worked out but they extinct now. Sleepy pile of gator is where it’s at.
(this is an araripesuchus aka DogCroc)