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Do you ever just almost get fired (again) because of your shit personality?
I died so many times to you and now I've made you my bitch. What're you gonna do, cry about it? #DeadCells
"Maybe I should... I mean the Captain told me if I needed to... Well... No, no, it's too late for this shit. He probably doesn't want me to bother him. It's not important, anyway."
Me: I'm writing a wholesome story about a knight and his captain
Me a day later: and then he gets infected with an alien kraken parasite that lets him read people's minds and he realizes that his captain never cared for him and that he's just a burden and th-