5. SUSIE HALTMANN
GIRLYPOP, LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A "SEXYTARY"
Have you seen the way she moves?!?!?!
My girl literally helped turned a guy into a cyborg and giggles whiles shes at it
3. DAROACH
CANON RIZZLER
Mentioned in Kirby Mass Attack that he doesn't only steal treasures but also girl's hearts who doesn't love thieves with Rizz??!?!?!
2. META KNIGHT
Meta knight has always been described as attractive because of his heroic actions and strength, bro is a literal KNIGHT in SHINING ARMOR????
1. DEDEDE
Easily the BADDEST BITCH of all of Dreamland, he has the dad bod and 10000+ waddle Dee children he takes care of, he would BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU but at the same time save you from beasts that will eat you.