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A character I made for a short-lived bit of DnD back when: Lord Ambroys, Conquest Paladin, Scourge Aasimar. A cowardly, lazy, preppy moron who's only adventuring because his celestial mother keeps interrupting his beauty sleep with dreams about his ~divine destiny~, ugh (2018)
a baron's coronet and robe made for a great man long ago... and a rather poor fit on his descendent. (2017)
Theo and his father might be estranged, but not even a restraining order can stop the temptation of trying to show your old man you're BETTER than him (2017)
Theo in shirts he would never, ever wear... well, maybe except that last one. (2017)
“…and father had such terrible taste in furniture, too. Trust me, they’re better suited as oversized ashtrays. If I weren’t too honorable of a son to issue a damnatio memoriae on that tasteless cad, these awful things would be tinder before you could say Akhenaten.” (2017)