"It turns out A.I.s got a sense of humor, too! They figured, why not take away the artists' jobs first, so we can watch them struggle to become plumbers, electricians, and mechanics! At least that way, they'll create some REAL modern art!"
"Back in my day, the only time we were glued to something on the toilet was the instructions for putting together a LEGO set. Nowadays, it's all about swiping and scrolling."
