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@ColosalCunt okay this is fucked lmao
@volariume :(
Tell me about how he turns himself into a pickle, George. Wasn't it the funniest shit you've ever heard?
my friend just told me girls actually do poop (and fart, sometimes)
yo this new bloons tower defense map goes crazy @chaselyons
not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment.
I'm cackling just THINKING about trying to explain these three icons to a straight person https://t.co/z0cHDRUyAf
chinese bot accounts with the same name when you have an item worth more than $5 in your steam inventory