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*rattles my cage* LAN WANGJI FELL FOR THE SAME SMILE YEARS LATER AND HE'LL FALL FOR IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN *sobs* WANGXIAN IS REALLY OUT HERE TO SAVE US
yiling laozu: the toppest top in the entire mo dao zu shi universe but never had the chance
the funniest thing about this plan of his is that i doubt his rich second gen ass has even ever served anyone in his life — that and he’s the stereotypical millennial mess
cries in scum villain visuals of then sitting and chilling and looking perf
of course it’s going to be THE scum villain cast to not remove shoes and outside clothes in bed i mean look at your main character
remember how mdzs has multiple standee versions?? what if scum villain does the same thing..............*cries in merch*
me: i cant believe shen yuan had to suffer indigestion and die in order for the scum villain fandom to prosper
shen yuan: actually im still here
me: sometimes i can still hear him
i cant believe we’re finally getting visuals on the biggest dumbass and morosexual in the entire mxtx universe — shen yuan and luo binghe respectively