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"I FORGOT TO RECORD THE LATEST EPISODE OF MISS KOBAYASHI'S DRAGON MAID" https://t.co/fv6NGYgoG2
"Hello. Miyuki Toku? This is Kuramochi Youichi, I'm a friend of your son. I'm really sorry to tell you this, but I'm afraid that your son's permanently disfigured his face while attempting to flirt," https://t.co/L04RxoZtbA
I WASN'T GONNA GIVE HIM IRISES BUT THEN I DID AND I ENDED UP CACKLING https://t.co/7tFBBjppLC
haruichi: *sees ryou in the bathroom taking mirror selfies*
haruichi: *closes the door and walks away* https://t.co/Ttm7YMua9O
"Satoru, can you do your mother a favor? Can you smile in your yearbook photo this year? Please? Just once?" https://t.co/TWLyCCCyWM
float like a wasp and sting like a wasp https://t.co/0MVnXT9zsr
i read this expression as "angry, but only because he's nervous" https://t.co/J5tU6CUyxs
CHRONOS!!
thanks for the request, I ended up putting more effort into this because I think chronos deserves to be pretty https://t.co/1o6jqlKXrS
"Sawamura, if you wait ONE MORE DAY to do your fucking laundry, I am going tO SHOVE YOUR DIRTY SOCKS UP YOUR ASS --" https://t.co/1cvHWkozU0