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sevastian is a noble idiot. he spent so long caring for his lil sis that he forgot how to care for himself. on a soul-searching trip to pandaria, he determined the first drunk he met to be a master monk sensei, and wound up with a boyfriend instead. (he's also my first wow toon!)
tatsuko serpentpaw is like a horse girl, except with cloud serpents. she grew up in the order and managed to tame a particularly unruly serpent, named her 'she long', and forged a close partnership with the big beast. (last art by @cryptidcasual )
fowl marrowbone was born a blackrock, but found himself marrying into the laughing skull. when the iron horde was ramping up, he got terrible visions from the dark star, and ran back to blackhand for protection. then ran to azeroth when that failed. anxiety's a bitch
in life, kendall laughlin used his good looks and excellent cold reading to trick folks out of their gold. eventually, it got him murdered. in undeath, however, he forgot the dishonest part of his persona, and now just gives out earnest horoscopes, holistic remedies, and the like
shishigosa is an azure dragon from senegos's line. on a routine leyline check, she stumbled on the wandering isle and assumed the life of a pandaren called shishi doeheart. a war of attrition broke out: shishi vs responsibility. she was winning until the legion invaded her home
tuxedo "tuxxie" keenduds is the daughter of textile slaves, and since a very early age she vowed to never be that pathetic. her tailoring business specializes in petwear, especially for the "exotics" she collects. when that doesn't pay the bills, she assassinates for the horde.
noko slowbrook is a gentle giant who falls in love at the drop of a hat. he traded cooking lessons for monk lessons with a pandaren, and now he pulls triple duty: chef, interpreter, and defender of everything small
maevdormu lost all hope for the future, until the sands of time gave her a revelation. she set her plan in motion by going undercover as maevina coghammer, befriending the human family key to fixing everything. thanks to the events of dragonsoul, she has forgotten the details
(yes i have elfs too!!) lionre coldspring is a bossy, stubborn farstrider dropout who found new meaning in life by being forced to care for something other than his long long hair. just about any intense emotion triggers crying, and he hates that about himself.