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wowdood19: bullie wolver is brand spankin' new, completely based around when the words "lesbian wolverine" entered my gay brain. all i've got so far is she's a kul tiran ex-pat who got worgen'd. she's a staunch defender of the weak, and wound up the guardian of a war orphan
xmas gift for @AsymptoteOfNow💕a family can be two pirates and their husband and daughters and the younger daughter's jock space alien boyfriend with a sexy hot twin, and the elder daughter's dragon girlfriend, and a fat gryphon. im not forgetting anyone
wowdood18: maevdormu lost all hope for the future, until the sands of time gave her a revelation. she set her plan in motion by going undercover as a dwarf, befriending the human family key to fixing everything. thanks to the events of dragonsoul, she's hazy on the details
wowdood17: lionre coldspring is a bossy, stubborn farstrider dropout who found new meaning in life by being forced to care for something other than his long long hair. just about any intense emotion triggers crying, and he hates that about himself. he's dabbled in shadow.
wowdood15: parki pathfinder is a gigantic chad-passing virgin who gets along better with animals than people. she left zouchin village after killing a zandalari with her bare (bear) hands. after a few adventure tours, she wound up with a pack of dinosaur friends and a cute orc gf
wowdood14: noko slowbrook is a regular guy who loves to eat. a linguist by accident, noko is quick to pick up the cuisine of every new ally, and thus the language. he helped the huojin pandaren adapt to horde life, got monk training in return. he is now a battle diplomat
the legion invasion busted him out of that one, and since then he's been dodging the cops and trying to find his place in the world as a semi-sane (undead) black dragon. he's currently trying to start a cult just so he can have an excuse to have friends.
ten'chali fulfilled a promise and beheaded the crazed dragon and buried him in northrend. as a regular orc, he was resurrected as a death knight. he "woke up," but just traded one shackle for another, as the wardens locked up his shambling body in their vaults