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dave throwback to his literal karkat throw back <3
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diRK MOTHERFUCKING STRIDER, YOU ARE 16 WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO, ESPECIALLY ONE SO TASTELESS
(you do look hella in a tank tho)
hay jakey? sweetie pie? honey? you said that your shorts werent short enough maybe 20 pages ago but those things clearly go up past your mid-thigh.... are uhh,, do you,,, do you want a pair of hot pants?
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WHAT THE FUCK???? this bitch is fucking all-powerful or some shit. hes like a master manipulator, getting people to care for him and carry him through time and space, repairing him while also creeping the fuck out of everyone. hes so damn awful and i hate him so much.