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When yo dad be removing all your privacy rights to yo phone...
Then acting like owns yo shit...
That moment you realize you've been rejected by one girl more times you can count...
This is the second time I accidentally removed my brother's hingo by hitting his face with my ass...
Me: *Makes 11 hellish book reports*
*doesn't get paid*
Me 3 days since my boi promised me the payment: