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I’ve updated my perennially relevant @tedcruz cartoon to reflect the fact that he’s fucked off on vacation to Cancun while his constituents freeze to death in Texas. And also he has a mullet and a daft beard.
@SenTedCruz @TexasGOP
I can sum up today’s Twitter discourse in one image #BeanDad #TrumpTapes
Breaking: Per the advice of Dr. Stella Immanuel, @realDonaldTrump is on a demon semen diet.