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Dotty turns 3 today which is 21 in human years, which means she can drink in America. So I’ve sent her to America to get shitfaced there. Hope she’s doing ok. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEBE!🎉
(Artwork: @SianLandau)
No but srsly plz buy tickets so I don’t have to kill again lol thx 🙏🌸😘
https://t.co/DEkCOKNwi3
I’ll be honest I haven’t got anything whimsical or sarcy to say. I’m just having a really nice holiday rn. SUCK A NUT BOYYYYZZZZ.
So glad there’s finally a game I can play on the tube to assist the ‘poor pregnant’ with her mission to boil her partners mouth while he sleeps and stuff it with bread.
Here’s my mum. Today is HER day. Shes mad. I love her. She’s not even on Twitter she won’t see this.
Two years clean + sober today
(before and after pics #inspo #LooksLegit)