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Wrong, this is the Decepticon HR Department. Trust me, only a pretentious douche in love with the sound of his own voice who wears the company logo on his face is douchy enough to be the HR Guy https://t.co/GJIQSZAKju
The Decepticons' HR Guy is a pretentious hipster dick who makes you listen to classical music and loves the sound of his own voice too much
Also, seriously.
If you're going to take Optimus up on his DM creeper offer to touch his Matrix, MAKE SURE OPTIMUS WRAPS THAT SHIT.
Just ask Scourge.
Megatron vs. Megatron, when he's hangry & needs a Snickers
"Any day now, Ratchet. Any freaking day."
#OptimusPrickery
"Remember, Spike! When I say 'Freedom's the right of all sentient beings' that includes the right of that dinosaur to toss you around like a rag doll for my amusement!"
Sure. Optimus COULD stop his employees from beating the hell out of each other, but that would spoil the fun for Optimus.
Optimus likes to watch Omega Supreme's pain.
You fleshlings keep calling us Decepticons villains, but here's your "hero" Optimus Prime leisurely basking in the ruin of Grapple's hopes and dreams of creating unlimited green energy.
So who's the real villain?