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All praise the Holy Primal Quadrangle!
You: Decepticons are evil!
The Autobots:
Megatron keeps berating me for being a disgrace to the Decepticons because I don't contribute enough to our [Insert Dumbaft Plan Here] meanwhile Megatron is out here giving his robot space herpes to Perceptor so that Perceptor will pass it on to Megatron's ex-boyfriend
Everyone who thinks Trypticon doesn't have any optics is dumb because you don't realize he's making this face at all of you all of the time...
Autobots sure don't like to ask permission before roping you into their vore fetish, huh?
And no. It's not like the Autobots are much better.
How many times have the Autobots brought the same blue and silver tape player with the Decepticon symbol on it into their base?
Inside of you there are Two Breakdowns.
One is good and gives great hugs.
The Other is so dumb that he walked face-first into a black tunnel entrance I paint on the wall like we're in a Roadrunner cartoon and then tried it 3 more times before knocking himself unconscious.
It's pretty effed up that Megatron will let Optimus us him as a potato gun but not me.