//=time() ?>
When you finally crack your egg and realize you're trans, that's known as a Cistem Failure.
Reason #8492 I wish I was a pony: I'd have less sharp teeth. I tend to bite my tongue and cheeks, and I really wish my teeth were made for grinding up hay and not ripping through meat.
I hit 400 followers while I was asleep. I'm still not entirely sure what everypony is following me for, but I'm not one to look a gifted horse in the mouth. Thanks so much y'all.
Heck me I'm 20! When did I turn 20? Whos idea was that? I still feel 13. I get I lost like the majority of my childhood in the memory loss. And I only stopped being depressed for like four years. But this is crazy? I'm gonna be old enough to drink in less than a half a year too!?
HEY EVERYPONY!!!! @boowu_ IS REALLY REALLY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES!!! SHE'S A REAL GAYMARE!!!!!! GO COMPLIMENT HER!!!!!!!! https://t.co/cawVLsnWfG