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Reason #8492 I wish I was a pony: I'd have less sharp teeth. I tend to bite my tongue and cheeks, and I really wish my teeth were made for grinding up hay and not ripping through meat.
I hit 400 followers while I was asleep. I'm still not entirely sure what everypony is following me for, but I'm not one to look a gifted horse in the mouth. Thanks so much y'all.
Heck me I'm 20! When did I turn 20? Whos idea was that? I still feel 13. I get I lost like the majority of my childhood in the memory loss. And I only stopped being depressed for like four years. But this is crazy? I'm gonna be old enough to drink in less than a half a year too!?
HEY EVERYPONY!!!! @boowu_ IS REALLY REALLY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES!!! SHE'S A REAL GAYMARE!!!!!! GO COMPLIMENT HER!!!!!!!! https://t.co/cawVLsnWfG
Hmmmm..... if a ponies primary method of handling things is their mouths, then wouldn't tools eventually be given flavored handles to make holding them more pleasant?
I'd prefer to hold an orange flavored broom than a raw one.