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Bust for a comic char. Iron Locust, a youth from the streets of Terminus. Quick-witted, abrasive, and crude, it surprises many to learn Locust is not actually an asshole, just a convincing facsimile. Is slightly better behaved when his butler is around to scold him.
Bust for a comic char. Aejias, the eldest of The Throne and Castle's seven sons. Unerringly polite, unnaturally good-looking, and compulsively neat, he is currently serving as a street urchin's butler for reasons that are... complicated. Comes with a built-in microwave.