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advent calendar day 17: the only sort of jazzle you should ever bring up in polite company
advent calendar day 16: still upset that there is no truffle pig in the world that specialises in finding these
advent calendar day 12: frrr rchr (suggested by @monochronisme 💛)
(just kidding!) actual advent calendar day 10: butter me up, scotty
advent calendar day 8: I dropped a whole chocolate orange on my foot once
advent calendar day 7: the only chocolate with the name of a comic book supervillain