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Tonight I learned that there's a Sanrio character that's just a cute little duck who loves to tap dance named Pekkle
My life has improved significantly with this knowledge and I hope yours does too
@CameronHopsArt I present to you, my finest rabbit. Please be gentle with him (or better yet, don't be)
@mrsdrpepper I will never pass up an opportunity to share myself with others
We’re planning a double date, in that I am going to go on a date with them both at the same time
Have you ever seen a man so handsome you’d let him tutor you in math just so you could hang out