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I'm of the opinion that any sentient chair should at most only half my height. You can't get get a good squish of most of their body unless their significantly shorter than you!
My friend @PanderpiaAD knowing that trans day is coming up surprised me with a REALLY TOUCHING SURPRISE AND I LOVE IT AND HER.
Just in case you ever wondered if a 13 foot tall bimbo idiot dog was wider cheeked than a car
the answer is yes!
Honestly
At thirteen feet tall
That's at least three feet long
Surprise gift from my good friend @Panderpia who does so good!
Looks like I've got a good bit of meat attached between these fat hips hmm?
Surprise doodle @YutMutt made for me because he's a sweet bean who i love dearly