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Me: A year ago I was crying over a boy. Now I'm still crying over a boy.
The boy(s) in question:
Woke up, fell asleep, woke up again, and this is the first thing I saw. HE'S IN A PONYTAIL Y'ALL!
My dude just went from "I'll have your daughter home by 8PM, Sir" to "I'll fucking obliterate your daughter AND your wife no cap".