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Could you imagine though what Normie would have looked like of Gwen was the mother? It would simply be impossible for Normie to not have a widow’s peak
@aprilfunko Sksks he’s low key a creep fucker who peeps Sara Jane and impregnates her with his spider-babies
They’ll be crying shaking shitting their pants when they realize aunt May basically told MJ to homewreck them during this time https://t.co/kvHa0SY0QI
Also this happens so that’s kind of sexy https://t.co/p3D1k7lrXx
- Earth 82618
They follow the high school sweethearts formula. High school Peter has a crush on her, she has a crush on Spider-Man. Unclear if she has a crush on Peter. Peter's going to hell for this one though for tricking MJ kiss a frog Thor
- Earth 52136 (what if aunt May died instead)
This was setup almost as if it were a movie. Aunt May dies, Peter goes after her killer, Uncle Ben takes the blame goes to jail. Problems ensue, Peter straightens up, goes to live with Anna and meets MJ
- Earth 94024
Peter Porker and Mary Crane Watsow. Instead of a Buffalo Mary Jane is a bird this time. Peter is still a pig. Made one of the best lesbians, Mayday Porker
- Earth 311 (1602 comics)
Peter Parquagh and Marion Jane Watsonne. Man instantly fell in love with this travelling entertainer, saw God in her. He’s dead now.