Oh No, It's a Coyote :3さんのイラストまとめ

@gullwulf

I like @SpudzP because he both gets me and puts up with me anyway.

Sheps are great <3

PM: “So how does this work?”
Me: “I analyzed about 45,000 shipments along 3 routes, then used those models to measure the deviation of subsequent shipments on those routes.”
PM: “Could we reuse it?”
Me: “For how many shipments?”
PM: “15, on 6 routes.”
Me:

(h/t @Kawauso98)

“Nevertheless, because the Egyptians had been taught to fire three salvoes and then move on, they would shift their fire to the next target even though they had not actually destroyed the first one.” I can’t stop thinking about this anecdote from Kenneth Pollack’s Armies of Sand.

@TheDreamsFar @SpudzP … give me a sec

As in, “if you pay us enough money, it will probably get there One Day®” :P

h/t @Kawauso98 for being able to map my reaction

h/t Sonic’s for getting me through another day

@rokennw LET’S DO CES

LET’S GO

LET’S DO IT

Me: <stanning JavaScript on Telegram rather than continuing to actually work on my JavaScript prototype with CES like… 2 days away>
Also me: <ordering new stickers from @Kawauso98, for Telegram, *specifically as a result of said prototype*>

(otters are much better than JS, fyi)

@TheDreamsFar Oh goodness, sir—I said I *could*. I didn’t say I *would*. I have no sense of decency; you know that! :D

“Can you help us write some copy for a one-pager? Sorry for the short notice, but it’s due tomorrow AM.”

If you guessed the one-pager is, in fact, 4 pages long then you, too, could be a dingo copywriter.

*swooshing noises intensify*