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a miss heed no makeup* selfie! #Villainous
*(Apart from a little eyeliner, blusher, highlight, foundation, setting powder, the oil of a whale previously thought extinct, a little toner...)
Reader! Valentine's day is around the corner! Are you ready to feel disgusting, sweaty FEELINGS? No? Well, too bad, here's the Malevolent Contributions update https://t.co/wXbBADneL3
you summon a fairy for their dark and terrible powers. she appears. she does nothing but tell you to eat oranges because they are tasty and full of vitamins. she leaves. your home has been replaced with oranges. your life is in ruins
Man this must be a really rough life. You've got a giant hole in your chest. Sunlight will obliterate you. You keep getting thrown out of restaurants because it turns out 'all you can eat' doesn't include crying waiters. Brutal. #Villainous
in primary school i wanted to be extremely cool so i stole my dad's industrial welding sunglasses and took them to school. imagine being an underpaid teacher and you turn around to your class of deranged eight year olds and have to look at me doing this
i've had a few requests to draw an Umbra Flug, and that's very flattering and i'm so pleased people are enjoying this silly AU but... well, he's already covered, so there's not much to change! he's already out of the sun! #Villainous