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Figaro just got suspended from twitter!
Good evening, Figaro was a year-long sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
Figaro has done nothing wrong, ever, in their life.
Rustica is writing a song for Faust!
Murr has been released from prison!
Mithra made a burner account to send you death threats...
Figaro just filed a restraining order against Bradley.
Owen just won against Akira at Mario Kart!
Murr is so silly :3
Nero just put Figaro in their dni list!