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I found a licensed Daisy Duck wedding gown today so excuse me while I convince Matt it’s now or never
So you're a tough guy
Diamond in the rough guy
Steal a loaf of bread guy
Just one jump ahead guy
I'm that bad type
Fake that Prince Ali type
Get your wishes three type
Set your Genie free type
I'm the bad guy, duh
I got a *lot* of people who didn’t get that I was playing off my purple hair yesterday as Ariel’s shells. Just proves that your hair color is EXTREMELY NEUTRAL when it comes to DisneyBounds, so you reeeeeeally don’t need to wear all those wigs, guys.
I really don’t have time for those who:
- Think my cat is ugly
- Text and drive
- Don’t believe women
- Don’t vaccinate their kids
- Dismiss global warming
- Believe any race is superior
- Hate on sexual orientation/identity
thank u, next
Matt karate chopped my neck while we were both asleep and I’ve been W I D E awake for an hour now