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me: dont infantilize violet she's a grown lady and doesnt deserve to be treated as an abstract idea to fulfill desires that disregard her character having any independent motivations and aspirations
me: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh m m m m m m m muh wiiiffee eeeeeeeeee
larry stu
not actually related to marty or gary (but pretending to be their cousin?)
humanoid android mcdonalds employee piloted by a small alien
pretends to be a sim boy
from the planet douchebaggery
actually never heard of or watched the movie meet dave until like last month
its so funny when prince dreamboat asked xolga and mr toko to save his sister (who he thinks was kidnapped by lord scallywag but they are just hanging out)
mr toko is all like "wow i hope she's hot" 🤣🤣😭😭💀
prince dreamboat
the manliest man known to this land
it was love at first sight when he met marty stu at a gas station
was prejudice towards the scallywags
his sister princess dreamboat (a bishonen in appearance) and her bff lord scallywag were able to convince him otherwise
marty stu
hetero bait
brother of gary stu
speaks in sans-serif
part-time at target
full-time prince dreamboat's lover
gary stu
speaks in wingdings
full-time at walmart
coworker/friend of carl?
brother?(def related) to marty stu
originally made for a point/click horror mystery rpg inspired by theresia and the likes
full post: https://t.co/wBz2X8j1sh
mr. toko (tom kro)
sharp shooter
orphan?
21 year old dude trapped in kid's body?
sentient plush doll bff froze time to save life?
was in the mafia?
memory wiped by mystery head honcho
loooves muscular women (openly bi?)
can fly
and warp through space and time
xolga utsugi
kai/mako's cousin
ran away from home
full time detective
dad ran away to pursue "dream"?
mom has drinking issues
red/green colorblind?
learns he has 6th sense
tbh didnt know about aro when i was a teen but he's always been aro to me lol
(his dad's name is aro?🤣)