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All I want for Christmas is...
(Let your phones predictive text bot tell you! )
(Sticker by @AlienSymbol)
Sorry about the lack of porn, folks! Just not something I can invest in atm.
Here's a little closeup on a dragon dong to make up for it a bit.
Thanks to @husky_lester and @Solaxee for including me in this pic. https://t.co/27lz5EsfDA