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[ me, absentmindedly staring at the visage of Cap’n Crunch on a box of his eponymous cereal as I eat a bowl of the same, realizing that his face is rendered to suggest a depth that his eyes do not share ]
what the fuck
👨🏻💼 “Would you mind explaining this tweet you posted last year that just says ‘growth hacking my dick?’”
🙎🏻♀️ “I plead the 5th.”
👨🏻💼 “...this is a job interview.”
🙎🏻♀️ “I rest my case, your Honor.”
Just got my hands on the first installment in @_Phantasmagia’s companion comic series and
I am stoked.