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OH, DOGWHISTLE, AND I’LL COME TO YOU, MY LAD
By M.R. James and The Secret Tory.
A winter ghost story.
Part Four.
Farage set forth with Lee Anderson, for a walk.
“Extraordinary wind, that, we had last night” he said.
The Secret Blog of Dominic Cummings, aged 13¾
Nov 24th
I went to Michael Gove’s house on my chopper and demanded to know why he betrayed me with Pandora. He told me he didn’t know what I was talking about, but I didn’t believe him because Pandora
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The secret blog of Dom Cummings, aged 13 3/4
Nov 11th
Now I know I'm an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the TV last night and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. Self-regard, no friends, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens
Hi guys it's Michael Gove here. I've had to take Mark Francois's twitter account off him! Please direct all your future high level political correspondence via me.
Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys
June 22nd 1665
Up, and to my Monday morning kick-ass kardio class with Nick Ferrari on the mini-roundabout at the end of the estate where Admiral Grayling, who I find a very ingenious man, is kneeling on all fours
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Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys
May 6th 1665
Up betimes and to Lidl to replenish my Monster stores a little, where going I was set upon by a great bulldogg, who got hold of my garters, and might have done me hurt; but, Lord, to see in what a warren
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Extracts from the plague diary of Mark-ne-Francois-Pepys
March 30th
Up and such is the panic victualing we be out of sugar puffs, so Hartley-Brewer improvising breakfast of pork scratchings in Monster. Abroad to the Anderson Shelter where I did dig out my
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Extracts from the Plague Diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys
March 24th
Waked before 4 o'clock with great pain to piss & great pain in pissing by having, I think, drank too great a draught of Monster when playing some serious Call of Duty with Johnny Mercer before going to bed
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