#SeducedByDarkness I found the light
Joaquin Phoenix is a revelation. Just astounding. #Joker
Didn’t know if I could defeat the Dark Side #ButIDidItAnyhow
Dr Who is just a ripoff of Bill & Ted #ThingsNotToSayToAnAwfullyBritishPerson
#MyCloneGotMeInTrouble for goofing off on the job
We need more than one pair of clothes #OverheardAtTheLaundromat
Drinking and Driving #WhereIDrawTheLine
To show you care a lot #ReasonsToUseTheBatSignal #BatmanDay
Can we get a selfie? #FirstWordsToAlienLife
Captain Jack Skellington #AddPirateToAnything
