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13)Vader Quinn/VeeKyu
The Original Trap Princess. No matter what you call him, there’s no denying the absolutely kingly drip. Short lived, but hopefully making a comeback soon.
11)Badger Bitch
She’s like the bestest HERo ever, does she trigger your male fragility? Fucking incel, touch asphalt. Clearly you’ve never met a woman before. What can’t fap it to her anymore? Fucking manbaby, it’s not for you. Gawd I’m literally shaking.
#Woke
8)Lauren McCabe/Gigglez the Klown
Born a mutant in a clan of inbred mountain clowns, Gigglez ran away as teen to the city where she found she passed as a normal human. After years of trying, she gains normalcy and a family. Its brutally stolen leading to a bloody revenge
7)Marlena Cruz
A boy that never quite fit in with the other boys. Confident and self accepting, Marlena skips thru life with ease. Once a server at Femboy Hooters, Marlena currently works at Dunkin Dudenuts where he gets into all sorts of Mischief.
6)XeRa/Prince Alejandro
After losing his father King H’Mahn and sister Princess Gladora, Alejandro takes hold of the Sword of GreatSkull and transforms into XeRa, an avatar of pure justice. XeRa slaughters anything between her and vengeance.
5)Rosa Satana
A ratchet hood Succubus that uses Onlyfans to reach more willingly men. A sneaker head and a weed aficionado, Rosa does whatever Rosa wants. She’s lazy and unmotivated, unless you mess with her friends. Then you fucked around and will find out.
4)Crystal Rivers
A pop superstar that rose from playing punk rock in dive bars to the heights of celebrity life. Worshipped and listened too, Crystal gets cancelled when giving the wrong opinion. She goes missing for some time and reappears suddenly running nude in the streets
3)Erica Nilsson/The Offspring
Erica is a 21 year old yoga Instructor in college for business management. Upbeat and popular she enjoyed a privileged life as the daughter of upper class parents. Her life drastically changes one night when her body is taken as the host of a God
2)Gretchen Doyle/The Radical Nemesist
Dubbed the World’s Smartest Girl, Gretchen was born with a rare condition that forces her to consciously control her involuntary bodily functions, but allows her to recover any memory at any time. She sees Juan as a father figure.
1)Juan Quintanilla/JuanPool
Vidtuber who breaks the internet by deadnaming his favorite super hero. As a result he is unpersoned but gains the power to materialize his online posts into physical objects.
He’s the world’s first BiSexual Body Positive Hispanic Super Hero.