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Taconas has never touched grass!
Spurrit is weird and a disgusting freak.
Shugajo has been kicked out of Amber Island for homophobia.
Taconas plots to take over Amber Island..
Shhhhhhhh, Taconas and Jam Boree have gotten Impostor!
Ffidyll has started a Youtube channel! Will you subscribe?
Whiz-bang was fat and ugly, and really really stupid. They probably only got their job through some sort of family connection, that's how stupid they are.
Gobbleygourd supports the LGBTQ+ Community!